

New Years Day was completely beautiful (didn't you hear? Global warming is only on THIS side of the world. . . . .) so we decided to spend the day at a park downtown which had just opened a new playground and was holding a flower festival. BAD IDEA!!! You'd think that after 7 years in Asia we'd learn that when everyone has a holiday, we should avoid public places at all costs.
But, the flowers were beautiful and it was fun to get out with hundreds of our Chinese brothers and sisters.


1. Who is most interesting?
--the super cute foreign devil baby with blond-white hair
--the woman pointing at the baby
or
--the man who is getting his jollies filming the previously-mentioned woman?2. Lady, show some dignity. You are a mother, or at least I think you are unless you carry your poodle around in that stroller, as some Taiwanese women are apt to do, in which case your outfit might make more sense. . . . . Anyways, I digress. You do not wear spiky-heeled pleather boots and a white spandex uber-mini to the public park, or ANYWHERE for that matter. It is you who requires the finger-pointing. And no, I am not just saying these things because I'm jealous. Really.
3. What in the world is that man going to do with his video footage? Probably the same thing I am doing. Check youtube with the following tags: new year, taipei, flower festival, and "what is she wearing???"

2 comments:
I am always excited when you have a new post, Lori--they are always so refreshingly funny and witty. Also loved the "twilight" movie. As I clicked on it, I turned to Kyle and said "if Lori posted it, it's gotta be funny".. and it was. Thanks for the laugh. Say hi to the fam.
Hi, Lori,
What a fun New Year's Eve! Too bad Soph and Doobie couldn't hold out till the fireworks. We'll be checking out your blog a lot more often now that I'm a blogger!
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