#1. Dad attempting to nap while he is in charge. This inevitably paves the path to destruction.
#2. Dad failing in his attempt to nap. What, are you kidding? Do you really think the kids are going to let you snooze on the couch?
#3. Dad retaliating as he riles up the kids and they ransack the place.
#4. Poor Boo left to fend for herself in corners and under furniture, scavenging for long-forgotten bits of snacks grown fuzzy and moldy in the shag rug.